Canadian MAGA's Go Full Retard Over Trump Tariffs

In a desperate attempt to reconcile the obvious fact that the newly elected Emperor Trump, is intent on lubing up and bending Canada over, the Canadian MAGA squad are doing some unprecedented mental gymnastics.

Alberta Premier Danielle Smith leads the charge, recommending “diplomacy.”

“We can always look at ways we could buy more, whether it's military equipment, whether it is the, uh, infrastructure for more, uh, electricity, gas turbines, transformers, or whether it's AI data center technology and other products.”

Huh? Why the flying @#%@ does Canada need to buy AI data center technology from America? Do Canadians need more mass surveillance?

Danielle Smith then rolls over in abject surrender:

“I think we do need to, um, uh, double down on border security. It's quite clear from the executive order around the southern border that the issue of illegal fentanyl and gangs and migrants is uh is top of mind for this presidency, and we want to make sure that Canada is seem to be a partner in border security.”

Trump is basically blaming all of America’s drug problems on Canada. Never mind the fact that drugs that arrive in Canada need to go through AMERICAN CUSTOMS and through the AMERICAN BORDER, in order to enter the United States. But it’s our fault because we don’t guard THEIR border enough. Never mind that the United States is the largest consumer of illegal drugs in the world, according to multiple studies and methods of determining drug use per capita:

The United States consumes more illicit drugs than any other country. It is estimated that approximately six percent of people in the United States use illegal drugs. Several other countries, including Greenland, the United Kingdom, and Mongolia, have rates of illegal drug use over five percent.

Multiple theories exist as to why the United States has a high rate of illegal drug use. One hypothesis posits that because drugs are so harshly prosecuted in the United States, it creates the allure of a "forbidden fruit," which entices people to get involved in drug use at a young age. Furthermore, the United States has a large population, a strong economy, and a very large and sparsely guarded border—which adds up to many easy-to-reach potential customers with ample disposable income, making the US an appealing market for drug smugglers.

What is the drug capital of the world?

In terms of consumption, the United States is the clear drug capital of the world. In terms of production, Afghanistan is the country most likely to earn the title. While opium poppies are cultivated in 57 countries, 95% of the world's opium comes from a mere three nations: Afghanistan (the world leader), Mexico, and Myanmar. Similarly, the countries of Columbia, and Bolivia, and Peru account for nearly all the coca—and by extension, cocaine—in the world.

But Danielle Smith isn’t finished yet. She advises Canada to get with the program and do whatever Captain Warp Speed wants:

“We also have to have a major acceleration of Canada's 2% of GDP NATO commitment as you've begun to see that the incoming administration is now talking about a much higher level of NATO spending, and so the fact that Canada isn't even at 2% is something that is going to continue to be a trade irritant. If we want to demonstrate to the Americans that we are a reliable partner in energy security, having an accelerated plan to get it to at least the 2% is going to be vital.”

How about Canada exits NATO, whose main job seems to be enabling America’s continual bombing of third world countries? Just a thought.

“We also have to crack down on all the immigration streams and loopholes that permit individuals who are hostile to Canada and the United States from entering the country.”

The real individuals who are hostile to Canada and the Unites States are the douchebags like Donald Trump and his Zionist masters, who have no respect or concern for Canadian or American sovereignty, nor any respect for the people of either nation.

Smith, who has become Trump’s submissive beta cuck, then advises Canada,

“to work in genuine partnership to reach the North America, to reach the US goals of energy dominance.”

Because what the world really needs is more American energy dominance.

Just a reminder, the Canadian MAGA right-wingers are supposed to be patriots and nationalists, but not patriots and nationalists of other nations.

The ever-willing-to-do-Israel’s-bidding, Rebel Jews News, is quick to jump on the Orange Bandwagon and suggests:

“perhaps a new “golden age” Trump has promised isn’t such a bad idea. He’s already offered for Canada to become the 51st state, which Ottawa has of course refused, but what if the province of Alberta decided to take him up on it?”

How about Canada’s golden age? Is that important? Maybe what Trump meant to say was Israel’s Golden Age?

Whatever you do, don’t look here.

Meanwhile, the Orange Messiah threatens to annex Canada. At a Mar-a-Lago news conference, Emperor Donald Trump said he was willing to use “economic force” to absorb Canada, and refused to rule out using military force to annex Greenland and take control of the Panama Canal.

The same Maple MAGA’s who bitterly condemned the globalist plans for a new world order are now applauding globalist Trump’s re-election.

For a more in depth look at the Trump Great Reset:

The Great Multipolar North American Reset

The smug and annoying WEF trustee, Chrystia Freeland stepped forward as the adult in the room,

“This action is utter madness. It is a betrayal of America’s closest friend — your ally, your neighbor, your best partner in the whole world. It is an act of economic warfare. The path the U.S. is on right now is a lose-lose path and at the end of the day, you cannot defy the laws of economics.”

Of course, it’s madness. That’s the plan, Chrystia. On the other hand, starting a trade war would be disastrous for Canada in the long term, but that’s what Chrystia recommends.

Maxime Bernier, the alt-right candidate also stepped up to the plate, and offered a 5-point solution to the orange bully’s madness:

So what should we do?

1. Double down on efforts to control our border, crack down on fentanyl dealers, deport all illegals, and impose a complete moratorium on immigration, to answer Trump’s immediate concerns about Canada.

2. Tell the US administration that we are ready to renegotiate North American free trade and put dairy supply management and other contentious issues on the table.

3. Wait and see to what extent Trump is willing to keep tariffs in place despite the harm it does to the US economy. Despite his pretenses that Americans don’t need our stuff, the reality is that on the contrary they have few other options for crucial resources like oil, lumber, uranium and other minerals, etc. He will stop acting like a bully when he sees that he can get more results by sitting down and negotiating.

4. To reduce our dependence on the US market, immediately implement an ambitious plan to tear down interprovincial trade barriers and help our impacted exporting industries find alternative markets in other countries.

5. Immediately implement a series of bold reforms to make our economy more productive, including: reduce corporate and personal taxes, abolish the capital gains tax, abolish all corporate subsidies, get rid of excessive regulation, remove impediments to the exploitation and export of natural resources, drastically cut government spending, mandate the Bank of Canada to stop printing money and start accumulating a gold reserve to prepare for the global monetary reset (which is likely part of Trump’s plan). In short, instead of adopting a suicidal strategy to confront Trump, we must do what we should have done a long time ago to strengthen our economy and our bargaining position. The transition will be rough, but not as much as complete bankruptcy and disintegration.

How about Canada just ignores the orange lunatic?

[crickets]

Ontario premier Doug Ford cancels the $100 million Starlink deal and goes with Huawei. Canadian alt-right influencer and former lawyer, Viva Frei complains that Ontario should keeps its contract with DARPA/NASA contractor Elon Musk:

Progressive Conservative Leader Doug Ford said he is “ripping up” Ontario's nearly $100 million contract with Elon Musk’s Starlink in the wake of U.S. tariffs on virtually all Canadian goods. The contract, signed in November, would provide high-speed internet access through Starlink's satellite service to 15,000 eligible homes and businesses in rural, remote and northern communities by June of 2025. Ford claims that Musk is “part of the Trump team that wants to destroy families, incomes, destroy businesses.”

This humble blogger found zero evidence that Doug Ford is negotiating a deal with Huawei. In fact, quite the opposite, Ford recommended cutting ties with Huawei: “It concerns me sometimes, some of the things we’re dealing with the communist Chinese government.”

Why blame China?

The confident and polished opposition leader, Pierre Poilievre recommended during a news conference on Monday February 3, sending “Canadian Forces troops, helicopters [and] surveillance to the border now.” Poilievre said a Conservative government would hire 2,000 more Canada Border Services Agency (CBSA) agents and extend the powers of the agency along the entire border.

This plan was already announced on December 17 of last year, by the Liberal government. Oops. Poilievre is working for Trudeau now. Maybe he can do a threesome with Jagmeet Singh?

I don’t know about you, but I smell something rotten cooking in this whole mess.

So what is the game here?

“It feels like Trump wants to restructure the world order,” Drew Dilkens, mayor of the Canadian border city of Windsor, said in an interview. “He’s willing to start with his closest ally … If he's willing to do this to Canada, what’s he willing to do to everybody else?"

There are a smorgasbord of issues rolled up here into an impossible dilemma—immigration, NATO, fentanyl, surveillance, Starlink, China, and terrorism are being weaponized to confuse, distract and create chaos, in order to further the goals of the globalist actors, who are operating behind the scenes.

Meanwhile, British Columbia’s so-called “health officer” Dr. Bonnie Henry recommended that the province increase the range of drugs available to include smokable fentanyl and other substances. You would almost think that there is a concerted effort to poison people with toxic drugs—but of course, that would be conspiracy theory, and besides, health officers would never lie to us, right?

Oh wait, what’s this? A video of Dr. Bonnie Henry saying over and over again that wearing masks isn’t necessary. Now, I’m not saying she’s a liar, liar, I’m just saying her pants are on fire.

In Trump’s first week in office, he outlined the globalists’ plan to integrate Canada, Mexico and USA into a North American Union:

• Trump pressured Denmark to buy Greenland, and he doesn’t rule out force to get it.

• Trump says that the U.S. is going to reclaim the Panama Canal from the Chinese and Panama, and again, he doesn’t rule out force to get it.

• Trump announced a name change from the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.

• Trump says Canada should become the 51st state to avoid tariffs.

As I have suggested, in a previous article, Trump is a Globalist Chaos Agent. His supreme (evil) genius is manipulating and triggering everyone on all sides of the political spectrum. This is why the globalists love him so much, and made him Emperor again. One of his other tasks involves collecting and controlling the dissident alternative community, who have given him carte blanche approval to do whatever the hell he wants.

His partnership with globalist DARPA/NASA contractor Elon Musk has been a godsend (devilsend) for the globalists. Twitter, now rebranded X, is the most effective propaganda machine in world history, and the dissident alternative community are so horribly brainwashed now, they make the left look positively adorable.

And then, just in the nick of time, before the trade war even started, Captain Justin Canuck came to the rescue, and made a deal with Captain Warp Speed.

Wow. Amazing.

Luckily, Captain Justin Canuck already had this perfect plan in place before Captain Warp Speed was even inaugurated.

Whew, that was close!

In next week’s episode of the Orange Messiah™ Saves The World, our hero, Donald, starts a nuclear war with Iran, while Melania bakes cookies. A million laughs.

(BTW to all you woke purple-haired trolls, just because Melania does a lesbian photo shoot with a lesbian, doesn’t mean she’s a lesbian!! because lesbians don’t bake cookies!! everybody knows that.)